They started gagging like crazy and I told them, 'I don't know what you're gagging about. I gave one of those flavors to them, while I ate a blueberry one. One day, I brought Bertie Bott's jelly beans, which have flavors such as soap, grass, dirt, earthworm, and vomit. There were some really mean popular girls in my class, and they really annoyed me because they always asked me for candy.
The next thing I knew, he answered at the very same moment I was yelling, 'I love you!' The phone was definitely not dead, but I sure wished I was. I wanted to look cool in front of my crush, so I pretended to call him in front of these snotty girls.
I'm the only person who doesn't have a cell phone, and one day I found a dead cell phone lying around. He asked if he could see my thong again and as I showed him, all of my friends walked in and just stared in shock. When I went upstairs to get changed, I bumped into her brother and tripped over, revealing my new thong! He said I looked really hot and kissed me. I was wearing my new mini skirt at my friend's sleep over party.
